Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of [non-alcoholic sugar cane derived beverage]. Our annual Talk Like a Pirate day event begins today! From 9/18-10-16

Ye landlubbers can set out on this adventure by seekin' out the furtive feline captain. He will give a special eye patch, one that allows it's wearer to find special sealed envelopes when sending monsters to bottom of the beautiful briny deep.